May 2013
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
blackromney:
I thought I was happy this morning but then I went to school
catswithbenefits:
the only point of a middle name is to let you know when you’re in deep shit
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
endthymes:
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
snorlaxatives:
miranda cosgrove turned 20 today but to me she will always look like this
nue:
lets see what else can i complain about tonight
what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
44estgump:
i will forever not know how to spell shia labeieoueubeofheeheoef
janehayes:
if you ever feel awkward just remember that during my spanish oral a levels exam i walked up to the podium and did my introduction in french
spaghettihos:
spaghettihos:
spaghettihos:
spaghettihos:
my grandpa lost his glasses today
how eyeronic
i love eye humor
20/20 would recommend
i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me
update: he gave me $20 for finding them
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
pickup line: i told my therapist about you
epic-humor:
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
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