Street harassment is not a compliment.
reasons why i am late answering your message:
- i have been attacked by a pack of wolves
- there was a bear
- i actually checked your message when i first got it, and decided to respond later, but then forgot about it
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
Who the fuck names their kid marina and the diamonds
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
im still laughing at this
One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW
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